Formula One just got a little bit sexier

Thanks to the genius of Ross Brawn, tufty faced playboy Jenson Button has gone from being a slightly rubbish driver who counted himself lucky to score a few points a season, to a serious contender for the World Championship. When Lewis Hamilton found himself in a similar position last year, he equipped himself with a world class WAG, and the Australian Grand Prix winner has followed suit with Jessica Michibata.

The half Japanese/ half Argentinean beauty is a lingerie model who, according to German newspaper Bild, made whoopy with Button straight after the Aussie GP, keeping the press waiting for fifteen minutes. German readers can enjoy the hilariously-titled “Blitz-Sex Im Motorhome” story here.

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Deadspin report on a valiant American attempt to emulate Trigger Happy TV

Which Bundesliga star has had to deny having botox injections before games?
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Did you see ITV’s cheesy F1 farewell video?
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Look away Arsenal fans: a Rory Delap tribute
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How the credit crunch is currently affecting the Premier League
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Coleen Rooney takes her purse for a walk
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Spurs’ latest transfer target
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As you peruse today’s links, enjoy this classic effort from Roberto Carlos

Some great money making tips for tonight’s Premier League ties
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The Who to perform at the 2009 Australian Grand Prix
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David Beckham is messing up the LA Galaxy’s plans
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Bild consider the Champions League’s sexiest wives
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Rafa is expecting a Peter Crouch backlash tonight
[Football 365]

Jose Mourinho gets a haircut
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Ever wondered what Robinho spends his gigantic pay cheque on? Wonder no more…
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It’s 2 Tone Tuesday in The Spoiler office!

Probably the worst job in the world

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Ex-Hamilton fans start melting things

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Boxing, Pussycat Doll style

[With Leather]

Serena Williams slips into a tiny bikini

[Polite Applause]

Greatest film ever made, Red Dawn (in full)

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Great Sporting Losers

[The Guardian]

Rugby WAG, Kelly Brook, treading the boards

[Egotastic]

Why England won’t with the Stanford millions

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Blow those Monday cobwebs away with some REGGAE!

It’s a wrestler alright, only womanly

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Does Hamilton have no friends?

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American Football goes soft

[Machochip]

Global financial meltdown, in pictures

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The eleven remaining X Factor loons

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Football riots in Senegal

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Celtic fans place morbid Gazza bets

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Unlikely rugby fan, Javine Hylton

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Allow those lovely Wu-Tang boys to hold your hand and take you into the weekend….

Fernando Alonso shames himself on telly

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Sturdy UFC Ring Girl Edith Labelle

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Platini’s Dad sorts out the Wenger debacle

[The Offside]

Brazilian side outlaws fatness

[Machochip]

The ultimate football statistics site

[Stats Centre]

Nadal caught with his pants down

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Why not enjoy today’s link dump to the sounds of James Pants?

All of tonight’s important Carling Cup action examined and investigated

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Ten people who might harbour enough self-hatred to buy Newcastle

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This is NOT how cheerleaders are supposed to behave

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Lee Westwood backtracks on Ryder Cup crowd abuse

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An interesting young Australian model/actress called Nicky Whelan

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Man in looks like Lewis Hamilton shocker!

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If you enjoy viewing the football riot above, why not check out plenty more fightin’ round the world here
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Does the decision to strip Lewis Hamilton of his victory in Belgium spell the death of F1? Grid Crasher thinks so
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Seven reasons why Andy Murray will beat Roger Federer tonight
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Five things we know about England
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Video: Watch Andy Murray drink Rafa Nadal’s milkshake
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A lengthy debate about the merits of booing one’s own team
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Totally random: This story of a dolphin stranded on a German nudist beach is worth it for the headline picture alone
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