The Spoiler

David Beckham’s latest rubbish endorsement and Fernando Torres’ hat-trick of hat-tricks


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David Beckham will sell anything with very little conviction - now he wants you to eat more fish [The Offside Rules]

Torres 7/2 to score three or more hat-tricks next season
[chickendinner Bet Blog]

Video vault: Deco’s wonder strike against Iran in World Cup 2006
[Machochip]

F1 British Grand Prix: Top 10 predictions
[Grid Crasher]

The Manchester City exodus begins
[Caught Offside]

Video: The Ernst Happel stadium, which hosted the Euro 2008 final, has a dark history
[The Beautiful Game]

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Posted: July 3rd, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Terrible football haircuts, effeminate tennis and British Grand Prix facts & figures


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Wuss Tennis Players

Lion in Oil
discover the least manly way to deal with a serve

Kimi Raikkonen is the current favourite to win this weekend’s British Grand Prix
[chickendinner]

Spaniards shun Erotic Film festival to watch the football
[Machochip]

Video: This car has pretty powerful brakes
[Grid Crasher]

The worst haircuts in football history
[Zoo Today]

Unpopular MK Dons fear bullying from League One’s ‘bigger boys’
[The Gaffer]

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Posted: June 30th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Miss Great Britain makes Formula One sexy/disturbing


What were they thinking?

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Following in the footsteps of gorgeous Miss Great Britains like Danielle Lloyd and numerous other interesting young racists, Gemma Garrett is now the beautiful face of the UK. She’s even landed a part promoting the upcoming British Grand Prix.

Of course, the photo shoot was always going to be spectacular - after all, it’s fast cars, it’s beautiful women, it’s classy. It’s Great Britain’s chance to announce to Europe that we’re not all Carry On films and jokes about boobs. Oh no, we too are sophisticated - just like you, France! And you, Spain!

And then it all went horribly wrong.

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Posted: June 18th, 2008 by Josh Burt

Euro 2008’s forgotten sons, Canadian GP and the Petr Cech ferris wheel


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Enjoy today’s links with a healthy dose of brand new Weezer

The 50 hottest female athletes of all time
[Sports Crunch]

The Czechs turn a ferris wheel into a 150ft Petr Cech
[Chelsea Pies]

Canadian GP Preview
[Grid Crasher]

All you need to know about the Gay Rugby World Cup
[chickendinner Bet Blog]

Eleven players who won’t be at Euro 2008 who probably should be
[Yahoo]

Europeans would rather watch Euro 2008 than have sex. That’ll be non-English Europeans
[Machochip]

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Posted: June 6th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Euro 2008’s snubbed stars, Max Mosley’s escape and Arsenal’s alternate ending


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Bad Album Cover

Think the album cover above is bad? Check out some of these bad boys

Arsenal’s end of year DVD to feature a director’s cut
[The Gaffer]

Former WAG of the Day Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace lets Mike Tyson nibble her ear at Chinawhite
[WithLeather]

The All-Snubbed Euro 2008 XI
[The Offside]

Max Mosley performs a great escape
[Grid Crasher]

chickendinner’s Euro 2008 Team of the Day: Spain
[chickendinner]

Totally random: COED’s sexiest rockstar spawn - who knew Steven Tyler had three daughters (who are only 33 per cent overweight)
[COED]

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Posted: June 3rd, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

WAG No. 101: Nicole Scherzinger


The latest beauty to adorn Hamilton’s arm

Nicole Scherzinger

A little while ago, the gruff and manly folk over at Grid Crasher had it on good authority that Swiss Formula One driver Lewis Hamilton was dating Australia’s second favourite Minogue. To Dannii’s dismay, the McLaren Mercedes ace then bowled up to the Indiana Jones premiere in Cannes with Miss World contestant Vivian Burkhardt.

His world class philandering has now taken yet another sexy turn, as he spent most of his free time in Monaco last weekend hiding from the rain with Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger. Apparently, the couple have been seeing each other ‘on and off’ for three months, and Nicole recently gushed the following melodramatic drivel to German newspaper Bild:

‘I love his soul. When I saw him for the first time, I was located in an enormous crowd. We are soul mates.’

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Posted: May 30th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Cheerleaders, Abbey Clancy, other interesting stuff, rap


See what else has been happening on the internet - hardcore rap soundtrack provided, obviously

Test your brains, footie fans

[Pies]

Look at an F1 WAG - she’s pretty

[Grid Crasher]

Make money on the play-off final

[chickendinner]

Sturdy American cheerleaders

[With Leather]

Abbey Clancy goes for a walk

[Kickette]

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Posted: May 23rd, 2008 by Josh Burt

Learn more about Jose Bosingwa, F1 WAGs and Ronaldo’s pregnant lady!


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(Transvestite lovin’) Ronaldo is having a baby with his girlfriend
[Machochip]

Who the hell is Jose Bosingwa? Good question
[Pies]

Jenson Button’s ex-WAG Florence Brudenell-Bruce is almost certainly very posh
[Grid Crasher]

Ten things The Offside learnt during the Premiership season
[The Offside]

Video: A dog getting run over on the track at the Turkish Grand Prix. Are you sick enough to click?
[Grid Crasher]

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes go to see Beckham at work
[WithLeather]

Video: Zoo’s top ten crazy commentators
[Zoo Today]

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Posted: May 13th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Man Utd are haemorrhaging money, but Super Aguri are a little worse off


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Manchester Utd lost £58m last year
[The Guardian]

Video: Goalkeeper scores 80-yard screamer
[WithLeather]

The Super Aguri F1 Team have called it a day
[Grid Crasher]

Brondby player scores an excellent scissor kick. Yes, it’s called a scissor kick.
[The Offside]

Nereida Gallardo is moving in with Ronaldo
[Machochip]

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Posted: May 6th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Ian Wright killed off, F1 Grid Girls and David Beckham’s beard


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BBC Producers kill off Ian Wright character in Christmas Special
[The Gaffer]

Formula One Grid Girls galore
[Grid Crasher]

Barcelona want £31.5m for lazy overweight layabout Ronaldinho
[Football 365]

Manchester Utd/ Barcelona first goalscorer betting
[chickendinner]

David Beckham adopts the ‘Uncle Albert’ look (more hair on the bottom of the head than the top)
[Kickette]

Barack Obama has mad basketball skills
[All Balls]

And on an unrelated note: here’s a leaked version of the trailer for The Dark Knight.
[WWTDD]

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Posted: April 29th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey