The Spoiler has no idea what is going on here, but Francesco Totti’s mullet is nice
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We get Chiles, Lawrenson, Shearer. Italy gets this…
While the small world that orbits the Premier League is seriously sexy, crammed with canapes, fine wines and WAGs, the face of English football is still an ugly one. On TV, buffoons like Lawrenson, Shearer, and Hansen deadpan their way through their punditry, with barely a button undone between them. Even Gary Lineker hides his oily legs under a suit. Not so in Italy though, where beautiful Federica Fontana hosts Controcampo - Diritto di Replica - a popular Serie A show, which goes out on Sundays. She’s absolutely gorgeous.
Other than television presenting, Federica has done her time in the fierce world of clothes-less modeling, and certain gossip circles are sure that she once went on a few dates with Totti, back in the days before his long luxuriant hair was less smarmy and preposterous. With her taut body and smokey eyes, we could certainly understand his interest.
One of Italy’s finest supporting ladies is back in the game
The three most prolific swordsmen in Italian football are probably Pippo Inzaghi, Francesco Totti and Francesco Coco, and today’s WAG has enjoyed the intimate company of all three. Shockingly, 37-year-old Samantha De Grenet quit the world of Waggery for a while when she married a non-footballer, but last year she made a spectacular return by dumping him and shacking up with Livorno defender Fabio Galante.
It’s easy to forget that not all beautiful ladies get the chance to become WAGs, and even when they do, their stint as the most lucky woman alive can be short lived. Beyonce Knowles, Helen of Troy and Jenny Agutter are just three gorgeous girls who never made it to a footballer’s arm. Even great lookers like Danielle Lloyd and Charlotte Mears have had their thrones in the pantheon of WAGs snatched away from them. And so has this sexy lady, Maria Mazza.
An Italian model, Maria has been photographed more times than we care to imagine, and she once appeared on Italian television bouncing around on a space hopper.
So who was the lucky man she used to go out with? Why, it was Francesco Totti.
According to the vote-happy readers of The Sun, the greatest WAG in all the land is cuckolded Girls Aloud star Cheryl Cole. Mrs Marcus Bent, also known as Gemma Atkinson came second in the poll, while third place was occupied by Francesco Totti’s better half, Ilary Blasi. If Totti is thinking of getting her some undies for valentines Day, he should note that her favourite colour is ’see-through’.