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More great news for Newcastle - Freddy Shepherd is back on the scene with a £60m takeover bid
[BBC]

Adriano is having some squad number issues
[Dirty Tackle]

Fulham to bid for Almeira’s Kalu Uche
[Goal.com]

Further proof that no one wears a bikini better than Abbey Clancy
[Kickette]

Chelsea to finalise the Yuri Zhirkov deal tomorrow
[The Guardian]

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Now THAT’S how you celebrate winning a point in table tennis
[WithLeather]

Liverpool: officially the best club in the world
[Caught Offside]

Rick Parry’s official statement
[Liverpool FC OS]

The most bizarre Cristiano Ronaldo carnival float you’re ever likely to see
[Deadspin]

WAG Nicola McLean piles on the makeup
[HQ Celebrity]

Derek Llambias points the finger at Freddy Shepherd
[Daily Mail]

Newcastle won’t spend big in the Summer, but their north east rivals will
[The Sun]

Thierry Henry will stay in Barcelona
[Football365]