Um, did she really just do that?

Ms Jankovic adopts the classic ’schoolboy in the swimming pool changing rooms’ towel technique to slip off her keks at Roland Garros, but I’m so shocked my monocle just fell out. It’s the third one I’ve lost this week. I simply must stop being so astonished.

[WithLeather]

What the hell are you doing here?

All the greats met in Paris at a special dinner last night - Bjorn Borg, John McEnroe… Agassi? No, Pat Cash! Um, is it Fred Perry?

On a much darker note, McEnroe’s ex, Tatum O’Neal, smokes crack. Allegedly.

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Hey Dimitri, we found the file in your Recycle Bin… Dimitri?…uh oh…
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Video: A rally driver critically injures several spectators and carries on driving. “I am not worried about what happened,” he says
[WithLeather]

The German entourage arrives
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The fifteen ugliest players at Euro 2008
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F1 WAG Elisabetta Gregoraci
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Play Chelsea manager bingo!
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How to bet on the French Open
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David Bentley IS going to Chelsea (apparently), so get betting!

The great big money making news from the more discerning characters over at chickendinner is that some hapless turf accountants have odds of around 5/1 on David Bentley moving to Chelsea. As mentioned, like, decades ago on The Spoiler, the man himself has told one of our most reliable sources that the move to west London is in the bag. Find out how and where to place your bets here.

And not a Mauresmo in sight

Wow, isn’t tennis great? There’s Federer, Nadal, some other guys. It’s just brilliant. Plus, every year, Wimbledon introduces the planet to a new Chris Evert, or Anna Kournikova, or Maria Sharapova. But which of the saucy little lovelies will have Des Lynam cleaning sweat from his moustache in between games this year? Here’s The Spoiler’s top five to look out for - a mixture of old and new.