Peter Crouch’s status as football’s top cheesy groover is threatened
The Spoiler has always been a fan of Middlesbrough’s Dave Wheater. As well as being a solid defender, he seems fairly down-to-earth and has already pledged to stay with his hometown club if they are relegated this season. Just when it looked like he couldn’t go up any further in our estimations, we found this (rather blurry) video of him dancing to Queen’s Don’t Stop Me Now.
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We have all heard of heading for the corner flag to waste a bit of time, but this action (and I use the term loosely) from last night’s match between Swedish sides IFK Norrköping and GAIS (schoolboy snigger) takes the biscuit. With his team 0-1 down in the 89th minute, a Norrköping defender concedes a corner quite cheaply and probably had nightmares about his decision last night. What followed was SEVEN consecutive corners. GAIS had one man in the box and had no intention of crossing the ball. They just wanted to hit those over eager defenders who were encroaching on the corner and never seemed to learn their lesson. “Let’s charge at him faster. Then he definitely won’t kick the ball against us!”