Transfer Talk
The latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies

Robbie Keane to Aston Villa
With the arrival of Peter Crouch and the ongoing pursuit of Klaas Jan Huntelaar at Spurs, the Daily Mail are speculating that Robbie Keane may pack up his bindle for the second consecutive summer. The team they have plucked from the air is Villa, who would have to match his £70,000-a-week wages.
The Spoiler truth-o-meter: Keane may not get on the team sheet every single week, but we can’t see him moving anywhere before the season starts.
Elano to Galatasaray
Despite being chased by both Milan clubs, the unwanted Citizen has moved to Turkey for a fee of around £8m.
The Spoiler truth-o-meter: He’s on the front

Tags: Arsenal, Aston Villa, Elano, Galatasaray, Ian Wright, Manchester City, Patrick Vieira, Premier League, Robbie Keane, Tottenham, Transfer news
Posted: July 30th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey
Transfer talk
The latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies

Samuel Eto’o to Manchester City, Tottenham or Chelsea
Less than a week after the Cameroonian was reported to have turned down City’s advances, Spanish sources claim they will be offered his services for around £30m. The Daily Mail claim Barcelona president Joan Laporta is currently in London seeking a buyer, suggesting Tottenham and Chelsea are also chasing.
The Spoiler truth-o-meter: With just a year left on his contract, it seems clear that Barcelona will shift the striker, and the Premiership appears to be his next port of call.
Afonso Alves to Benfica
Regardless of whether Middlesbrough manage to beat the drop,

Tags: Afonso Alves, Arda Turan, Barcelona, Bayern Munich, Benfica, Chelsea, Galatasaray, Juventus, Manchester City, Middlesbrough, Samuel Eto'o, Tottenham, Transfer news
Posted: April 28th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey
Where Sport Meets Porn
Officials do nothing about hi-jinks in Turkish derby

If you’ve seen anysport/ porn hybrids, send them here and earn ten shiny English pounds if we use it.
Click here to see the full Sporno gallery
Tags: Fenerbahce, Galatasaray, Porn, Sporno, Sport, Turkey
Posted: November 17th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
Transfer Talk
Today’s rumours, gossip and damned lies

Fans of the French club who sold Drogba to Chelsea in the first place are so desperate to bring him back that they are trying to raise £22 million to buy him. The church-hall style fundraising thermometer has been put on the wall, but so far made just 5,000 euros (about £4,000) has been collected. Only another £21,996,000 to go, mon frères…
The Frank Lampard saga latest
The ultra-reliable Daily Star claim Lampard has once again refused to sign the four-year deal being offered by Chelsea, while Jose Mourinho has cheekily called Lamps the best professional he has worked with.
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Jose is intent on charming Lampard to Milan
Andrei Arshavin latest
The Russian forward has been spotted

Tags: Chelsea, Dider Drogba, Frank Lampard, Galatasaray, Harry Kewell, Jose Mourinho, Lucas Neill, Marseille
Posted: July 11th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey