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[The Sun]

Claude Makélélé is the latest footballer to suffer a robbery
[Inside World Soccer]

The ten footballers set to “boss” 2009
[FHM]

Why Burnley should bow out of the Carling Cup with pride tonight
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Spurs seal the Palacios deal
[Sky Sports]

Posh and Becks want to sell us fancy pants again
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Portsmouth are eyeing up Juventus’ Christian Poulsen
[Goal.com]

Nicola McLean and her chest are back, and they want to sell you stuff
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[Gridcrasher]

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Totally random: The new Futureheads single is bloody brilliant
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David Villa in, Avram Grant out?
[Caught Offside]