Serial footballer admirer snares victim number six

Danielle Lloyd is to footballer steamrollerings what Bob Dylan is to songwriting: prolific. Until this day she had still to be inducted into the WAG of the Day hall of fame, however, on account of her new “relationship” with Liverpool rapper/ footballer Ryan Babel, the not-a-racist-but-says-racist-things glamour model has finally earned her place.

Former Man Utd defender slams club’s dietary regime

Barcelona defender Gerard Pique (pictured here in a dashing outfit), who left Old Trafford earlier this year, has claimed his former team-mates lived on a diet of “beer and burgers”.

“There were some incredible things happening at United. It [the players’ diet] was outrageous. Everyone ate whatever they wanted to eat and when you think about the typical English diet, you can imagine what I am talking about.

“Every two weeks we were checked out on a machine that measured the amount of body fat. You would be amazed at how many top players practically broke the machine because their diet was based on beer and burgers.”

Hmm, wonder who he means? Wazza Rooney, anyone? Still, if drinking beer and making regular trips to Burger King results in a Premier League/Champions League double, who’s complaining? You stick to tapas, son (as Andy Gray might say).

La Liga welcomes a Welsh bikini-wearing lovely

Beauty pageant fans who enjoyed Miss England Laura Coleman’s appearance on WAG of the Day last Friday will be delighted to see alliterative lovely Liza Lazarus today. She is the current Miss Universe UK, who competed for the title of Miss Universe earlier this year. She lost out, but she did bag a footballer for her troubles: she currently steps out with fashion victim and FC Barcelona centre-back Gerard Piqué.

Former Manchester Utd defender rocks some serious kicks

Gerard Piqué’s away game checklist:

• Manbag containing moisturisers, exfoliating scrubs and stubble clippers

• Some serious literature (anything but Nuts)

• Trousers, preferably ones borrowed from MC Hammer

• Laughably distasteful trainers

[Sport.es]