They’re a disgrace, a big revolting disgrace…

Okay, we’ve drooled enough over the Arshavins and the David Villas, now it’s time to load up the claws and get stuck into some massive Euro 2008 flops. These men should think about getting a new day job - especially you, Ronaldo, or whatever your name is! What’s that? It is Ronaldo? Yeah, well…. shut up!

GK Petr Cech (Czech Republic)
His mistakes were costly, the hat looks stupid, and he’s getting more and more grumpy - starting to resemble the world’s most sullen gimp.

DL Paulo Ferreira (Portugal)
Lack of match practice and being played out of position made Ferreira appalling against the Germans. Needs to locate his footballing ability.

DC Lilian Thuram (France)
In fairness, he should never have been there. Too old for the modern speedsters with their shiny trainers and spikey hairstyles. Someone needs to tell him to stop.

A beautiful reason to stay tuned to Euro 2008

A cursory glance through the WAG of the Day archive will show that Italy is capable of producing a very high standard of WAG, and today Valentina Zambrotta proves to be no exception. Along with Alena Seredova, Rosaria Cannavo and Belen Rodriguez, Valentina will be cheering the Italians at Euro 2008, paying particular attention to her AC Milan defender hubby Gianluca Zambrotta.