While you were sleeping, Americans were getting all excited

In the televised build up to last night’s Super Bowl in Arizona, the New York Giants chose the word ‘resiliency’ to describe the road that led them to the biggest NFL game of the year. Quite why they didn’t settle with ‘resilience’ is unclear, but it seemed to work all the same, as they stopped huge favourites the New England Patriots from completing a perfect season with the last minute play shown above. Maybe next year, Pats.

Provide some tasty hos 

This weekend, people will be flocking to Arizona from all over the States to enjoy the Super Bowl and all the festivities that surround it. Most hotels filled up months ago, meaning thousands will be seeking temporary accommodation elsewhere.

Competition is strong for the gentleman who wishes to rent his property for the weekend, so he must introduce a unique selling point to the package. Like close proximity to the stadium. Or a sumptuous cooked breakfast. Or maybe just a shedload of strippers: