Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen kisses girls, does other rude stuff

With a contract at one of the biggest football clubs in the world and a girlfriend who has won the Dutch FHM Sexiest Woman in the World award twice, it’s no exaggeration to say Wesley Sneijder is the greatest man alive.

His unpronounceable ladyfriend Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen not only has fabulous good looks and eight sisters (!), but she is also willing to commit some extremely sexy/bizarre acts to film. Look here! She’s licking cream off of a friend’s bottom in a car park! Look above! She’s kissing a lady! And look below! She’s helping old people cross the street in her underwear for absolutely no reason!

Plenty more NSFW-ish Yolanthe videos after the jump…

Hull bad boy tries to romance lady with his fists

According to this morning’s Sun newspaper, Marlon King visited London’s trendy celeb haunt the Soho Revue Bar on Saturday night. Instead celebrating a 2-1 win over Middlesbrough by holding court and sharing some whimsical japes with his friends, the married Hull striker decided the best way to let the night unfold would be to punch a girl in the face and break her nose:

A source said: “He was repeatedly pestering her and grabbing her bottom.

Revellers said married King, who earns £25,000 a week, had danced near the girl and grabbed her bottom - then turned on her when she asked him to leave her alone.

“She kept asking him to leave her alone and at one point he just turned and punched her.

“It was not a slap and it looked like she had a broken nose. There was blood dripping on her clothes and handbag.”

Less than a month ago, King was stupid enough to start a violent fight with Dean Windass in a casino, where he also abused staff and pretended to have had his £19,000 watch stolen. All the evidence suggests that the striker - who was once banned from international duty for ‘disciplinary’ reasons - is a pretty great guy.

The story that could be hitting the tabloids soon…

After a dreadful start to the campaign, it seems that things keep getting worse for Tottenham Hotspur. The Spoiler has been informed that there is a lady in her sixth month of pregnancy, claiming the father to be a White Hart Lane star. The bun in the oven is the result of a two year fling, of which the player’s long-term girlfriend knows nothing. The expectant lady is reluctant to tell all to the press for fear of coming across as a ‘man stealer’.