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This week’s football catfight: Villa Novas vs Tolman Tigers


2 for 1 special: Catfight breaks out on pitch, fans riot in stands

As if last week’s now infamous tear-up between Kassidy Shumway and Elizabeth Lambert wasn’t enough (it wasn’t), women’s football has fallen foul of another on-pitch scrap. A high school match between the Woonsocket Villa Novans and the Tolman Tigers had to be abandoned when a 22-man rumble broke out, as two opposing players began to throw hands.

As a bonus, watching fans, galvanised by scenes of children fighting, then turned on each other; ensuring at least 500,000 views on YouTube by next week.

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Posted: November 11th, 2009 by Richard Gilzene

Catfight at BYU vs New Mexico women’s football game


Ladies match turns into mud wrestling battle (without the mud)

BYU’s Kassidy Shumway and Elizabeth Lambert (the dirty one) of New Mexico get the undercard for Haye vs Valuev started early.

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Posted: November 6th, 2009 by Richard Gilzene

Adriano fronts drugs campaign, Darren Byfield is upset and shinpads are sexy


Also appearing on a computer near you…

An excellent study on how to use sex to sell shinpads, via [The Offside]

Rafa feels the force of Darren Byfield’s post-Jamelia-divorce venting
[Off The Post]

Adriano fronts a new drugs campaign
[Dirty Tackle]

10 things which might help Rafa Benitez keep his job
[Caught Offside]

Internal memo from Mike Ashley leaked
[Football365]

Once again, a team isn’t bothered whether Andriy Shevchenko leaves or not
[Daily Mail]

Stan Kronke is getting ready for a takeover bid
[The Sun]

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Posted: November 5th, 2009 by Richard Gilzene

Now THIS is how you launch a new kit


Argentineans realise attractive ladies can be used to sell things

Club Atlético Vélez Sársfield kit lunch

Until this morning, The Spoiler believed that the best way to launch a new kit was via the medium of interpretative dance, but our friends in South America have put paid to that theory.

In celebration of their Primera División victory, Club Atlético Vélez Sársfield held a gala on Monday night. A good time was had by all, particularly those who witnessed a stripper-tastic array of ladies modelling the club’s kits through the ages. We have no idea which design is the new one, but frankly, we don’t really care.

Club Atlético Vélez Sársfield kit lunch

More kit launch hotness after the jump…

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Posted: August 13th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Video: A terribly sexy festive football video


When attractive women forget their kits and their shame…

We hope that Santa brought you everything you wanted this year, but if not, The Spoiler has come through with the perfect gift. (Well, technically we stole it from The Offside, but that’s not important.)

Save for a Christmas jingle, the video has absolutely nothing to do with the festive period, but the chances of you looking at the video grab above and not playing it are pretty darn slim…

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Posted: December 26th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

If you thought Cristiano Ronaldo liked the ladies…


…then check out Roque Santa Cruz’s Paraguayan strike partner!

Salvador Cabañas and his ho’s

Don’t let the gut and ill-fitting jeans fool you - the man in the picture above is a professional football player. Club America’s Salvador Cabañas has been blighted by poor form and an injury of late, but the 28-year-old Paraguayan’s fortunes on the lady circuit have clearly never been better. Yet his success with the type of girls who will happily get naked in a bar probably isn’t down to studying ‘the game’ with Portuguese man-o’-sex Cristiano Ronaldo, but rather his wise decision to shave off his trademark ponytail.

[Machochip]

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Posted: September 5th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Bayern Munich show us the correct way to launch a new kit


Whoever dreamed up this ridiculous idea deserves a huge pay rise

[The Bundesliga Offside]

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Posted: July 24th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Video: Extremely hot ladies playing football, you say?


More proof that boobs are pretty great

There’s nothing quite watching the beautiful game get a little bit more beautiful. But be warned, these lovely ladies are BOBFOCS.

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Posted: May 29th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey