2 for 1 special: Catfight breaks out on pitch, fans riot in stands
As if last week’s now infamous tear-up between Kassidy Shumway and Elizabeth Lambert wasn’t enough (it wasn’t), women’s football has fallen foul of another on-pitch scrap. A high school match between the Woonsocket Villa Novans and the Tolman Tigers had to be abandoned when a 22-man rumble broke out, as two opposing players began to throw hands.
As a bonus, watching fans, galvanised by scenes of children fighting, then turned on each other; ensuring at least 500,000 views on YouTube by next week.
Argentineans realise attractive ladies can be used to sell things
Until this morning, The Spoiler believed that the best way to launch a new kit was via the medium of interpretative dance, but our friends in South America have put paid to that theory.
In celebration of their Primera División victory, Club Atlético Vélez Sársfield held a gala on Monday night. A good time was had by all, particularly those who witnessed a stripper-tastic array of ladies modelling the club’s kits through the ages. We have no idea which design is the new one, but frankly, we don’t really care.
When attractive women forget their kits and their shame…
We hope that Santa brought you everything you wanted this year, but if not, The Spoiler has come through with the perfect gift. (Well, technically we stole it from The Offside, but that’s not important.)
Save for a Christmas jingle, the video has absolutely nothing to do with the festive period, but the chances of you looking at the video grab above and not playing it are pretty darn slim…
…then check out Roque Santa Cruz’s Paraguayan strike partner!
Don’t let the gut and ill-fitting jeans fool you - the man in the picture above is a professional football player. Club America’s Salvador Cabañas has been blighted by poor form and an injury of late, but the 28-year-old Paraguayan’s fortunes on the lady circuit have clearly never been better. Yet his success with the type of girls who will happily get naked in a bar probably isn’t down to studying ‘the game’ with Portuguese man-o’-sex Cristiano Ronaldo, but rather his wise decision to shave off his trademark ponytail.
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