…then check out Roque Santa Cruz’s Paraguayan strike partner!

Don’t let the gut and ill-fitting jeans fool you - the man in the picture above is a professional football player. Club America’s Salvador Cabañas has been blighted by poor form and an injury of late, but the 28-year-old Paraguayan’s fortunes on the lady circuit have clearly never been better. Yet his success with the type of girls who will happily get naked in a bar probably isn’t down to studying ‘the game’ with Portuguese man-o’-sex Cristiano Ronaldo, but rather his wise decision to shave off his trademark ponytail.

[Machochip]

Whoever dreamed up this ridiculous idea deserves a huge pay rise

[The Bundesliga Offside]

More proof that boobs are pretty great

There’s nothing quite watching the beautiful game get a little bit more beautiful. But be warned, these lovely ladies are BOBFOCS.

A brand new website dedicated to all things on four wheels. And some on two.

Did you know Fernando Alonso cheats on the football field, as well as the F1 circuit? Have you seen the latest Ferrari? Have you had a butchers at the pit girls from the forthcoming Bahrain Grand Prix?

If the answer to any of these questions is no, then you need to visit Grid Crasher, a brand new blog featuring the latest motorsport news and views, plus a healthy dose of WAGs and videos of people doing very silly things behind the wheel. It’s really rather good.