One of League Two’s finest supporting ladies

As part of her quest to become the next Jordan or Keeley Hazell, 23-year-old Keira Jones has flaunted her wares on the pages of FHM, Loaded, Zoo and The Daily Sport. The London beauty has also managed to achieve the glamour model badge of honour that is a relationship with a footballer - the lucky chap in question is Barnet midfielder Nicky Nicolau.

“The surgically enhanced serial bedmate-to-the-stars”

Alicia Douvall was inducted into the world of waggery in 2000, when she started going out with Dwight Yorke (”I didn’t even know who he was. I just wanted someone to look after me and my daughter”). The glamour model was devastated when he cheated on her with fierce rival Jordan, and has since enjoyed “relationships (read:”shameless kiss-and-tells”) with Calum Best, Dennis Rodman, Dean Gaffney, Lee Ryan, and Mick Hucknall.

The model who completed Gabby’s WAG hat-trick

In the realm of Premier League swordsmen, Aston Villa’s Gabriel Agbonlahor takes some beating. According to the News of the World, the Brummie forward has managed to cheat on three separate WAGs, impregnating each of them. The most aesthetically pleasing of the scorned trio is Tia Hithersay, an air hostess and glamour model from Derby.

Playboy model who’s tired of her domestic duties

Prior to marrying fugly ex professional footballer Neil Ruddock, Leah Newman was a glamour girl socialite who made oodles of cash hawking her wares in publications such as The Daily Sport during the day, and spent her evenings in London WAG haunts such as Chinawhites. After the birth of their daughter Izzabella Ivy Grace Ruddock, however, things took a rather boring turn, and on an episode of Celebrity Wife Swap in 2007, she admitted her life was ‘crap’. She feels like a prisoner in her Hastings home, while Ruddock, who was never the fastest player on the pitch, is happy with their lethargic lifestyle:

“I could sleep all day, get up and have me dinner, then go back to sleep again.”

Natalie Rooney wants the world to see her boobs once again

Remember the girl who flashed her breasts to the press at Coleen McLoughlin’s 21st birthday party? It is still unclear which finishing school she attended, but her name is Natalie Rooney, she is Wayne’s cousin and she’s now planning to launch a career in glamour modelling.

The subtle eighteen year old, who has been banned from the Rooney wedding because Coleen ‘thinks she is a chav’, has made the shrewd decision to divert attention away from her mouth by increasing her bust size to a 34F. Yet no amount of surgical enhancement could stop her dropping the following nuggets of wisdom