Footballer-turned-stripper enlightens us for no particular reason

Eva Roob aka Samira Summers is the FC Nuremberg midfielder who made ends meet by trading in her football boots for six-inch clear plastic heels. The stripper and bongo film star has now started her own “go-go dancer” agency, and was asked by German football mag 11 Freunde which current football stars would be best suited to the greasy pole:

“Maybe David Beckham. And of course Cristiano Ronaldo”

The public nakedness expert also gave a damning verdict when asked whether any of her fellow countrymen could follow in her footsteps and start a career in sexy dancing:

“There are no suitable Germans. Many find Michael Ballack attractive but I think he would be too awkward.”

Is there any real point to this ridiculous story? Was it just a flimsy excuse to post a video of Eva Roob stripping? Check it out after the jump before you cast your stones, friends…