Brazilian goalie forced into Paul Robinson-esque blunder

Internacional shot stopper Clemer has been playing professionally since 1988 - maybe this howler will speed up the old duffer’s decision to hang up his boots.

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Drogba’s countrymen suffer embarassing Olympic warm up

Last month, unsettled Didier Drogba was insistent that he would travel to the Olympics in Beijing, as the honour of playing a bit part in a competition held with little regard in the footballing world far outweighs representing one of the Premier League’s biggest clubs, apparently.

Le Drog, however, may not be so keen to join his fellow Ivory Coasters after the Under-23 side suffered an embarrassing 2-1 defeat at the weekend, where South Korea keeper Jung Sung-Ryong opened the scoring by belting one in from just outside his own box.

With pollution levels limiting visibility to about thirteen inches in Beijing, expect plenty more goals like this at the Olympiad…

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