Plenty of goals and Lampard tears on display at Stamford Bridge

Roman Abramovich was conspicuous by his absence last night, but something tells me he won’t have a problem getting a visa for the Moscow final…

Even technology can’t keep up with Torres’ ungodly scoring rate, as this weekend he plundered his way into the 30s. A clever cyber-genius has, however, located his first twenty-eight Liverpool goals and popped them together in an easy-to-view video clip. Enjoy.

[101 Great Goals]

And we haven’t even mentioned Fog On The Tyne

After yesterday’s news of Paul Gascoigne’s ‘avoidable tragedy’ (Sky News’ words, not mine), it seems only fair to remind ourselves of the genius he brought to the game.

Personally, I will always remember him as the slightly drunk but very friendly man who gave me money on my tenth birthday (long-winded story here), but for most others, his legacy remains on the pitch. Here’s why:

1. He made Scotland look silly at Euro 96

2. This superb strike in helped Spurs win to their most recent FA Cup victory (FA Cup semi-final, vs Arsenal, February 1991)