LA galaxy star is slowly turning into an Austin Powers villain

David ‘Goldmember‘ Beckham’s lust for a particular precious metal was not satisfied by the bespoke golden cap awarded for his participation in a ton of England games, so his teammates clubbed together and using the spare change found between the cushions of Rooney’s couch, bought him a £600 golden iPod Touch.

As an owner of four iPods (one for the car, one for running, one for commuting and an iPhone - maybe a little excessive now I think about it), I am very jealous of Mr B’s latest toy, but