Real Madrid star gets his driver on for charidee

The Real Madrid squad recently delivered some length on the fairway for a charity golf event. Spain’s most handsome man* Sergio Ramos (*as voted by Sergio Ramos) was on fine form, but there was something disturbing happening on his stomach…

Portuguese man-o’-sex wants to meet injured golf legend

Cristiano Ronaldo knows he is brilliant at football, great at sex and looks wonderful in a nice pair of shiny hotpants. Clearly, he’s got it all. Yet the one thing he truly desires - with the obvious exception of a transfer to a club based in Spain’s capital - is a meeting with his sporting icon Tiger Woods:

“In terms of footballers, I have met everyone,” he said. “But I’d like to meet Tiger Woods. He’s phenomenal.

“My golf is very bad. I don’t like to play golf but I like to watch it.”

Wait a minute, did Cristiano Ronaldo just say he was bad at something? What possible reason could he have for temporarily abandoning his unfaltering self confidence? Could it be that he is deliberately trying to raise the profile of a fellow Nike endorser who has been off the golf radar for some time?

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What would Jeff Stelling and co do if football didn’t exist?

Lewis Hamilton to marry Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger at Christmas?
[Grid Crasher]

Jose Mourinho may not get an easy ride when Inter face Werder Bremen tonight
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Justin Timberlake to host PGA Tour tournament
[Polite Applause]

Manchester Utd aren’t selling any season tickets and it’s all Fergie’s fault
[The Guardian]

More bad news for Fergie - Scholes is out for ten weeks
[Football365]

Former West Ham star Ian Pearce drops down eleven leagues
[The Mirror]

Cheryl Cole and her band attempt singing, but fail

[Watch With Mothers]

Meanwhile, on the internet somewhere…

Why not enjoy today’s link dump to the sounds of James Pants?

All of tonight’s important Carling Cup action examined and investigated

[Chickendinner]

Ten people who might harbour enough self-hatred to buy Newcastle

[The Offside]

This is NOT how cheerleaders are supposed to behave

[Machochip]

Lee Westwood backtracks on Ryder Cup crowd abuse

[Polite Applause]

An interesting young Australian model/actress called Nicky Whelan

[via With Leather]

Man in looks like Lewis Hamilton shocker!

[Grid Crasher]

Proof that even men in tank tops can win over fabulous ladies

Long before he possessed a PGA Tour card, golfer David Toms managed to bag himself a top class WAG. Now that the American pro has enjoyed many years in the top ten rankings, we have been treated to numerous outing by his wife Sonya. Such is her beauty that golf club managers seem to have no problem with her blatant disregard for dress code rules.

Who produces the world’s finest WAGs - America, or Europe?

It’s the last day of the US vs Europe WAG battle today, and I’m sorry to report that the supporting ladies from Americaland have gained some significant ground in the last few days.

To ensure a victory for our continent, be sure to support Tiger Woods’ lovely Swedish wife in her duel with Puck Bunny Hilary Duff today, both here and at On205th.

(And don’t worry if you missed a previous round, you can catch up on sexy democracy right here.)

Round Ten: Hilary Duff/ Elin Nordegren

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More pictures of Hilary here, more of Elin here

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Video footage of West Ham’s American crowd trouble has emerged. See more here.

The brand new Lotus Evora was revealed at the British Motor Show, and she’s real purdy
[Grid Crasher]

The FIFA Beach Soccer World Cup looks a helluva lot prettier than the Premier League
[Machochip]

Swedish burger chain Defies McDonald’s and UEFA
[The Offside]

Aussie golfer Anna Rawson is lonely, single and extremely hot
[WithLeather]

Anyone following the Swamp World Cup?
[Reuters]

Palace youngster apologises for Facebook gaffe
[The Gaffer]

Enhancing the reputation of Swedish au pairs worldwide

Swedish au pairs are often stereotyped as devastatingly beautiful blondes, who are partial to wearing less clothes than society deems necessary. Former model Elin Nordegren does nothing to dispel this perception. She and twin sister (!) Josefin were working as childminders for Swedish golfer Jesper Parnevik in 2001, when she caught the attention of a young man named Tiger Woods. They were engaged in 2003, married in 2004, and enjoying the birth of their first child Sam Alexis Woods in 2007. Poor old Jesper, meanwhile, has had to make do with just one incredibly hot au pair.