Chunky Brazilian proves that he is still better than you

He may have trouble actually seeing his feet nowadays, but Ronaldinho can still put them to good use with a football. The chaps at Pies have discovered a video of the charity game we told you about on Monday, and ‘Gordinho’ certainly proves that having the physique of a darts player doesn’t hinder his natural ball skills.

Barca striker proves that black isn’t a slimming colour

Over the weekend, troubled Barcelona star Ronaldinho finally returned from ‘injury’ to appear in a Venezuelan charity match. The Brazilian netted two good goals in front of the 38,000 strong crowd, but 7-7 final scoreline suggests the standard wasn’t particularly high.

From the look of the pictures above, it would appear that Ronny has been indulging in one too many Wayne Rooney-esque meals. The star’s expanding gut was the talking point of the match, and it has earned him the nickname ‘gordinho’ in Spain (which roughly translates to ‘fatty fat fat chubber pieface’).

Despite the fact that he currently struggles