Cheesy opera singer prepares fans for dull goalless draw

We’ve been trying to find a video of Newcastle Utd’s rousing pre-match song since we witnessed it last night, and as usual, 101GG have come up with the audio/visual goods.

Prior to Alan Shearer’s most recent disappointing outing as Newcastle boss, the club flew opera singer Graeme Danby to St James’ Park, to lead a rendition of Geordie favourite “The Blaydon Races”. Decked out in a Newcastle shirt with ‘Top Chanter’ emblazoned on the back, Danby walked around the pitch waving a flag, while Newcastle fans sung along and viewers at home scratched their heads at the cheesefest unfolding before them.

Things get particularly cringeworthy, when he blasts into a chorus of “There’s only one Alan Shearer”. Is it just us, or is there a noticeable drop in audience participation when singer asks fans to show support for their latest Messiah?

Spoiler bonus: Danby also did his flag waving routine before last year’s Tyne-Wear derby. On that day, Newcastle were much more fortunate, coming out 2-0 victors.