Argentinean model with an appropriately-named boyfriend

Perform a quick Google image search of Argentinean model Melina Pitra and you will learn two things: she is is hot enough to make clergymen weep, and she is very keen to display her fabulous derriere.

Keen to draw more attention to her greatest asset, the 23-year-old has snared an aptly named footballer - Independiente goalkeeper Fabián Assmann.