Meanwhile, elsewhere on the so-called “internet”…

Let’s all get in the mood with Sly Slick and Wicked… 

Theo’s woman Melanie Slade looking HOT!

[Kickette]

Anna Kournikova goes yachting

[via With Leather]

Deathproof outfits to get shot in

[The New York Times]

America’s answer to Gregory’s Girl, only real

[Machochip]

Meet the X Factor finalists

[Chickendinner]

Kevin Pietersen, pop star

[Polite Applause]