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Who is the trendiest of the sideline ranters? Clue - it’s not Martin O’Neill
( Unprofessional Foul )

A goal celebration more exciting than Alan Shearer’s
( 101gg )

Who confiscated Fergie’s chewing gum?
( Who ate all the Pies )

Daily Sceince - FIFA’s cunning new ruse to prevent cheats in junior football
( Off the Post )

And not content with living alongside a witch, Becks buys a pumpkin to prepare for Halloween
( Off the Post )

Also appearing on a computer near you…

The BBC appear to be a tad confused about Benoit Assou-Ekotto’s age
[Off The Post]

Lewis Hamilton once again bares the brunt of Spanish racism
[Grid Crasher]

Americans are worried that David Beckham will never return to the LA Galaxy
[The Offside]

English cricket has been shamed by the $20m Stanford Series - but that won’t stop them playing in it for the next five years
[Polite Applause]

Awesome WAG Ilary Blasi has posed for Vanity Fair
[Kickette]

Germany Coach Jogi Loew and Michael Ballack appear to be kissing and making up
[Bild]

Slightly NSFW randomness: Lots of Halloween costumes that would leave the wearer feeling very chilly
[GorillaMask]