Great with bikinis, not so great with assault courses

Those Spoiler readers who chose to spend their Saturday evening watching BBC1’s game show Total Wipeout will already be acquainted with Helena Fletcher and her puzzling lack of coordination. The blonde model took so many hits that she believed she had burst her enormous 32E breast implants. Even though her chest survived, she is now planning to trade them in for an F cup. The greatest beneficiary of this decision will undoubtedly be Michael McIndoe, her rather lucky Bristol City midfielder boyf.

Model ‘crushes breasts’ on BBC prime time show

Those with little to do at Saturday tea-time may have taken in Total Wipeout on BBC1. This week, host Amanda Byram wasn’t the only lady troubling the hot-o-meter joined by Helena Fletcher, the girlfriend of Bristol City midfielder Michael McIndoe.

While failing to apply herself to the assault course, the 25-year-old model was concerned that she had burst her 32E implants. Fortunately, her rack lived to fight another day, and the toned blonde will shortly be treating herself to an upgrade.