High Street Honey provides a ray of light in the darkness of St James’ Park

These days, Newcastle defenders have nothing to boast about, but there’s an exception to this rule in towering centre-back Steven Taylor. He may be immersed in a world of leaky defence misery on the pitch, but when the whistle goes, he gets to go home to inaugural FHM High Street Honeys winner Tanya Robinson, who, as you may gather, is completely averse to wearing anything on the top half of her body.