Ex-Hollyoaks star is praying for Fulham’s safety

If it wasn’t for Manchester City’s shock defeat to Fulham at the weekend, the Thai man upstairs decided to may not have decided to have a little chat with Sven. The Swede can, in part, blame his looming P45 on Danny Murphy, the man whose equaliser gave the West Londoners a real chance of staying in the top flight next year - something that Mr Eriksson himself may struggle with. And if Citeh fans need a stronger reason to resent the midfielder, they should cast a jealous eye on his wife, 30-year-old actress and model Joanna Taylor.

It turns out she can belt out a song too, according to her

Christmas is a soul-crushing time of year, traditionally a low period for the miserable. Even It’s a Wonderful Life kicks off with a near suicide. But great news: while you’re transfixed by the sight of your nan chewing awkwardly on a potato like it’s the world’s stickiest toffee, don’t get all down, just remember