Is this Hollyoaks beauty an official Pompey supporting lady?

Portsmouth’s David James caused a WAG-based kerfuffle in 2003 when he left his wife Tanya for a lady named Amanda Salmon. Jamo’s home life looks to be in a tempestuous condition once again - Amanda has moved out of James’ house and our friends at Kickette have alerted us to the fact that the former England keeper has been spotted out and about with Hollyoaks star Claire Cooper.

Winger continues to juggle two hot ladies

Trying to keep up to date with Jermaine Pennant’s love life is like like trying to keep up with a Formula One car on foot.

Here’s the story so far: In 2007, the Portsmouth loan star was living with Page Three girl Amii Grove, until she caught him rutting another lady on his own CCTV cameras.

Soon after, the drink driving fan hooked up with Jennifer Metcalfe, also known as the  unscrupulous Mercedes McQueen in Hollyoaks.

The couple soon split, at which point Pennant proposed to former flame Amii Grove in a graveyard. Despite causing £200,000 worth of damage when she orginally split with him, the topless model agreed to be his wife.

Things didn’t work out with his Page 3 fiance, and they split last month.

Now, The Daily Mail report that the Hollyoaks hottie is giving Pennant yet another try:

Footballer Jermaine Pennant was back in the arms of Hollyoaks actress Jennifer Metcalfe on Valentine’s Day, shortly after splitting from page three model Amii Grove.

Jermaine called of his engagement with Amii, admitting he ‘couldn’t give her what she wants’.

The pair were seen together holding hands and queuing to get into the Funky Buddha nightclub in London’s plush Mayfair.

Thinking about this bizarre love triangle too much is enough to cause a brain aneurysm, so we’ll let Daily Mail commenter Adam sum things up: “They’re all as stupid as each other..I just hope they never breed.”

You couldn’t make up this kind of sexy adventure

In 2007, Amii Grove enjoyed a lengthy relationship with Jermaine Pennant - she even moved into his home to provide brief distractions during the moments when the footballer wasn’t training, in a nightclub or playing Xbox. Things turned sour, however, when she caught the Liverpool winger cheating on her via the CCTV cameras in his mansion. Amii promptly caused £200,000 worth of damage and profited by selling her story to any newspaper that would listen.

Since then, the “Kop love rat” has been at it with foxy Hollyoaks star Jennifer Metcalfe, but the tragic death of Amii’s brother has brought the pair closer together again. Jermaine recently brought flowers and a card to pay his respects at his burial site, and discovered that the best way to get a lady to forgive a man for cheating is to catch them at their weakest possible moment, and propose in the least appropriate setting:

“We went to visit Lee’s grave and I was kneeling down laying some flowers when Jermaine bent down next to me and asked, ‘Do you want to get married to me?’.

“It’s been a tough year for the family. Getting engaged to Jermaine is probably a bit of good news that we needed. Lee would have been so happy for us. I never stopped thinking about Jermaine after we split up - and he feels the same way.”

It honestly sounds like the plot of a bad daytime soap opera, so don’t be surprised to hear that it was actually Jermaine Pennant’s evil twin who proposed, or that Amii is actually a robot from the future or something.

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The latest Hollyoaks beauty to find happiness with a ‘baller

Contrary to popular belief, Emma Rigby does not wait at the window, wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door. That was Eleanor. She does, however, showcase her acting skills alongside Tuesday’s WOTD Jennifer Metcalfe on Hollyoaks.

The pictures above were snapped while she was on holiday in Dubai with boyfriend Matt Mills, the Manchester City defender who is currently serving time at Doncaster Rovers.

Hollyoaks star is back with the Kop love rat

Jermaine Pennant’s name was mud in the WAG community after Page Three girl Amii Grove revealed his dishonourable ways last year. Despite this, he has managed to wangle his way right back into the upper echelons of female hotness, this time with actress Jennifer Metcalfe. The pair officially split up in January, but the Bradford-born beauty recently told the News of the World they are back together and ‘very happy’.

Who produces the world’s finest WAGs - America, or Europe?

After a fierce day of transatlantic sexiness, I am delighted to report that Europe is currently ahead in the inaugural US WAGs vs Euro WAGs tournament. After literally thousands of votes, Rosaria Cannavo gloriously defeated Jessica Simpson by a margin of 76 per cent on The Spoiler. Our gun-slinging chums from the big country also decided Rosaria had the edge, favouring her by a margin of 60 per cent at On205th.

Round Two: Lisa Dergan/ Gemma Atkinson

Today, Playboy model and TV personality Lisa Dergan takes on the former Hollyoaks beauty who has been passed around the Premiership like currency, Gemma Atkinson.

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Need more information before casting your vote? For more pictures of Lisa, click here, and for more of Gemma, click here and here

Ex-Hollyoaks star is praying for Fulham’s safety

If it wasn’t for Manchester City’s shock defeat to Fulham at the weekend, the Thai man upstairs decided to may not have decided to have a little chat with Sven. The Swede can, in part, blame his looming P45 on Danny Murphy, the man whose equaliser gave the West Londoners a real chance of staying in the top flight next year - something that Mr Eriksson himself may struggle with. And if Citeh fans need a stronger reason to resent the midfielder, they should cast a jealous eye on his wife, 30-year-old actress and model Joanna Taylor.

It turns out she can belt out a song too, according to her

Christmas is a soul-crushing time of year, traditionally a low period for the miserable. Even It’s a Wonderful Life kicks off with a near suicide. But great news: while you’re transfixed by the sight of your nan chewing awkwardly on a potato like it’s the world’s stickiest toffee, don’t get all down, just remember