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Want to know what German goalkeepers do when they are desperate for money?


They pose in homoerotic photoshoots, of course

Heinz Müller

If you thought David James was the only shot stopper to abandon modesty in front of a camera lens, think again.

As Heinz Müller made the move from Barnsley to Mainz this summer, Bild have unearthed a picture from the 31-year-old’s clothes shy past. “I was young and needed the money,” he said while reflecting on the generous distribution of suds around his man zone.

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Posted: August 25th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Probably the best homoerotic football commentary mash-up you’ll hear today


Some terribly childish fun with the Match of the Day team

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Posted: May 28th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Homoerotic video: John Pantsil gets friendly with Yakubu


Fulham star gatecrashes the pants party

Another great spot by the MOTD2 gang.

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Posted: November 3rd, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Video: Spain players delve into the world of homoeroticism


If you won a championship, wouldn’t you spray your half naked teammates with champagne?

Spain’s victorious men looked to be having a fantastic time after winning Euro 2008 on Sunday. Except for Xavi and David Villa. They’re such prudes.

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Posted: July 1st, 2008 by Ryan Bailey