Somethin' For the ladies
They pose in homoerotic photoshoots, of course

If you thought David James was the only shot stopper to abandon modesty in front of a camera lens, think again.
As Heinz Müller made the move from Barnsley to Mainz this summer, Bild have unearthed a picture from the 31-year-old’s clothes shy past. “I was young and needed the money,” he said while reflecting on the generous distribution of suds around his man zone.
Tags: 1. FSV Mainz 05, Barnsley, Bundesliga, David James, Germany, Goalkeeper, Heinz Müller, Homoeroticism, Shower
Posted: August 25th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey
Fun & Games
Some terribly childish fun with the Match of the Day team
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Tags: Alan Hansen, Alan Shearer, Football Commentary, Gary Lineker, Homoeroticism, Jonathan Pearce, Mark Lawrenson, Match of the Day
Posted: May 28th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey
Honk!
Fulham star gatecrashes the pants party
Another great spot by the MOTD2 gang.
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Tags: Everton, Fulham, Homoeroticism, John Pantsil, Yakubu
Posted: November 3rd, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
Manly Fun
If you won a championship, wouldn’t you spray your half naked teammates with champagne?
Spain’s victorious men looked to be having a fantastic time after winning Euro 2008 on Sunday. Except for Xavi and David Villa. They’re such prudes.
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Tags: Champagne, Euro 2008, Half naked, Homoeroticism, Spain, Video, Xavi
Posted: July 1st, 2008 by Ryan Bailey