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Ronaldo’s WAG Nereida Gallardo: officially not hot


Spoiler readers deliver damning verdict over C-Ron’s lady

Nereida Gallardo in a bikini

Upholding our reputation for quality investigative journalism, yesterday The Spoiler set out to discover if you, the citizens of this net of ours, believed the world’s most popular WAG was worthy of her status. The votes are in, and we’re afraid it’s sad news for the vainest man alive (honestly, who tucks their board shorts up into themselves?): Nereida Gallardo is not a fox.

The motion that the failed model deserves a place on the hotness podium beside Abbey Clancy and Gemma Atkinson has been narrowly defeated, as 52 per cent of voters said “Not hot”, while 32 per cent decided she was, and therefore of sufficient calibre to share a bed with her preening hairless partner. The remaining 16 per cent decided to vote even though they had no strong feelings on the subject. If you ever make up your mind, 16 per cent, do let us know.

Do you disagree with the poll’s outcome? There’s still time to turn this decision around, so make sure you and your Nereida lovin’ chums pile on right here!

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Posted: June 27th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Vote: Is Ronaldo’s WAG Nereida Gallardo hot or not?


Is the world’s favourite supporting lady worthy of her title?

Nereida Gallardo - hot or not?

The Spoiler’s most popular post rankings pay testament to the fact that Nereida Gallardo is currently the world’s most popular WAG. According to official made up statistics, her name is the most searched-for term in interweb history, four out of five Spanish men have admitted they say her name in their sleep and thirteen separate ships named ‘Nereida’ will be launched in 2008.

The failed model has stolen our hearts with early photoshoots, bikini parade videos and unashamed topless fun, but the recent pictures of her holiday with C-Ron7TM have seen controversial adjectives like ’sturdy’ and phrases such as ‘legs like a sack full of mouldy custard’ applied to her.

Are the critics being harsh on her unique ‘part silicone/ part tattoo/ part fierceness’ composition, or should Ms Gallardo be placed right up in the higher echelons of WAG hierarchy with Abbey Clancy and her ilk.

Frankly, The Spoiler office is torn on the subject, so settle it once and for all by voting and commenting below.

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Posted: June 26th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey