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Vote: Is Alan Shearer the right man to lead Newcastle in the Championship next season?


The Magpies would be bottom if their Messiah was there all season

A chart showing the records of all four Newcastle managers this season

The charming table above displays the records of all four Newcastle bosses this season and reveals where the club would have finished over 38 games based on each manager’s points average during their spell in charge.

It makes grim reading for Alan Shearer, whose record is only better than caretaker Chris Hughton’s because he was in charge for one less game. The statistics also suggest that Newcastle were well on their way to safety before Joe Kinnear had to step aside.

So is Shearer the right man to guide the club through a summer of wheeling and dealing - where Iain Dowie is likely to be influential in deciding who arrives having managed in the division with three clubs - or should someone else be given the chance? Let us know with a vote and comment below:

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Posted: May 26th, 2009 by Michael Lintorn

Eight reasons why Newcastle Utd won’t win another game this season


Alan Shearer and Iain Dowie must negotiate a difficult run-in

Alan Shearer and Iain Dowie

Yesterday, we told you how Newcastle managers usually enjoy a successful start, which is why the folks at Sky Bet are offering a rather long 16/1 on Alan Shearer not winning another league match this season.

While it’s very unlikely, here are eight statistical reasons why Newcastle will struggle to improve their points tally:

1. Chelsea (h)
Newcastle haven’t scored in their last three home matches against the Blues and have lost to them at least once in each of the last eleven seasons.

2. Stoke (a)
The Potters haven’t lost a home game to a side outside the top six.

3. Tottenham (a)
Spurs have lost just one of their 17 home games under Harry Redknapp.

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Posted: April 3rd, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Iain Dowie to join Newcastle, Agger’s Liverpool tattoo vow and cheerleader news


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Posted: April 1st, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

The ten worst Premier League managers of all time


Remember Blackburn, things could have been a lot worse

Egil Olsen

When Paul Ince became the sixth manager to pack his bags this season, Blackburn chairman John Williams cited the “onforgiving environment” of the Premier League as a reason for his departure. With this in mind, The Spoiler has considered the ten managers to whom the top flight has been thoroughly unforgiving - lets hop new Rovers boss Sam Allardyce doesn’t make it on the shortlist any time soon…

Christian Gross - Tottenham (December 1997 - September 1998)
The signs weren’t brilliant when Spurs lost 6-1 to Chelsea in his first game at White Hart Lane. They teetered with relegation in his first season, after which Alan Sugar sent him packing. He managed a total of nine wins in 27 games.

Iain Dowie - Charlton (May - November 2006)
Succeeding Curbs, Dowie didn’t have the easiest act to follow at Chartlon, but faithfully backed in the transfer market following his appointment. While Curbishley was given 15 years at Charlton, his successor was given just 15 games. After 8 losses and 3 draws, Dowie was shown the door with Charlton facing a Premiership relegation battle. Fast forward two years and they are now facing an epic Championship relegation battle.

Alain Perrin - Portsmouth (April - November 2005)
Perrin achieved only four wins in 20 league games for Pompey, including two in the 2005-2006 season which left his team lying in 17th place. He was sacked in November after eight months at the helm.

Mike Walker - Everton (January 1994 - November 1994)
Life with Walker at the helm was never boring. Having got Everton into relegation trouble in his first season, he saved them on the final day of the season as the Toffees came back from 2-0 down to win 3-2 against Wimbledon. After 12 matches without a win and his club bottom of the league, he was sacked the following season after ten months in charge. His replacement Joe Royle showed their poor position wasn’t down to the caliber of players available, as he led them to an FA Cup win in his first season.

Egil Olsen - Wimbledon (June 1999 - May 2000)
Olsen was hired on the back of his achievements as Norway manager

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Posted: December 17th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey