Old school WAG now dating Iain Dowie’s least favourite chairman

Back in the days when the term ‘wag’ exclusively referred to the movement of a dog’s tail, one lady alone was glamming up the stands. For thirteen years, Suzi Walker was happily married to Ian Walker - the goalkeeper who enjoyed over a decade between the sticks at Spurs but who has been paid by Bolton for over three years without playing a league game.

In 2006, however, a classy Las Vegas stripper named Samantha Thurman caught Ian’s attention, and the marriage fell apart. These days, Suzi knocks about with the most orange man in the game, outspoken Palace chairman Simon Jordan.