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The BBC appear to be a tad confused about Benoit Assou-Ekotto’s age
[Off The Post]

Lewis Hamilton once again bares the brunt of Spanish racism
[Grid Crasher]

Americans are worried that David Beckham will never return to the LA Galaxy
[The Offside]

English cricket has been shamed by the $20m Stanford Series - but that won’t stop them playing in it for the next five years
[Polite Applause]

Awesome WAG Ilary Blasi has posed for Vanity Fair
[Kickette]

Germany Coach Jogi Loew and Michael Ballack appear to be kissing and making up
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Slightly NSFW randomness: Lots of Halloween costumes that would leave the wearer feeling very chilly
[GorillaMask]

Officially the queen of non-domestic Waggery

According to the vote-happy readers of The Sun, the greatest WAG in all the land is cuckolded Girls Aloud star Cheryl Cole. Mrs Marcus Bent, also known as Gemma Atkinson came second in the poll, while third place was occupied by Francesco Totti’s better half, Ilary Blasi. If Totti is thinking of getting her some undies for valentines Day, he should note that her favourite colour is ’see-through’.