What were they thinking?

Following in the footsteps of gorgeous Miss Great Britains like Danielle Lloyd and numerous other interesting young racists, Gemma Garrett is now the beautiful face of the UK. She’s even landed a part promoting the upcoming British Grand Prix.

Of course, the photo shoot was always going to be spectacular - after all, it’s fast cars, it’s beautiful women, it’s classy. It’s Great Britain’s chance to announce to Europe that we’re not all Carry On films and jokes about boobs. Oh no, we too are sophisticated - just like you, France! And you, Spain!

And then it all went horribly wrong.