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Enjoy today’s links by remembering Phil Babb’s pain

Clichy: “Gallas broke something in the squad”
[Football 365]

Bugatti Veyron vs Pagani Zonda F: who ya got?
[Grid Crasher]

Could Mr Wenger made a move for Barcelona cry baby Bojan?
[Caught Offside]

Where would Manchester Utd be if Ronaldo had left for Madrid?
[chickendinner]

Clarence Seedorf hails the Premier League - is somebody looking for a pre-retirement pay day?
[BBC]

Danny Cipriani can’t park
[Polite Applause]

Jakki Degg, a model alleged to have slept with married footballer Ashley Cole, has a 2009 calendar (NSFW)
[On205th]

Just when you thought you couldn’t hate any more, along comes Ashley Cole brandishing the victim card, and a massive eruption of molten loathing goes off in your head.

Not content with humiliating his pretty wife by smearing his hamster-like hands all over numerous barmaids and glamour girls (including moderately popular Jakki Degg, pictured below), Cole has now decided that he should sue a load of tabloids for making him look bad.