Posh-named lady you may see hanging around Adams Park

With their cauliflowered ears, barbaric day jobs and propensity to dip their genitals into the beverages of their associates, rugby players tend not to score as well as their preened footballing counterparts on the WAG front. However, London Wasps and England star James Haskell has proved that egg chasers do not need to own hair straighteners and chest wax to snare a beauty (we’re looking at you, Henson). Haskell’s off-pitch interest is Felicia Field-Hall, who by all accounts, is terribly posh. She probably says ’squiffy’ instead of ‘drunk’, and things like that.