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Who are the 50 best players in the French top flight? We don’t know either but these guys do
( The Offside )

A Czech paper has offered a whole lot of shekels to encourage San Marino against Slovenia tonight. If the Slovenians win, the Czechs will be spending next summer on the beach.
( Off the Post )

Interestment round up the week’s international action

Fabio Cannavaro tries to suppress his laughter at his boss falling over
( Dirty Tackle )

Jamie Redknapp glows in this lovely jacket
( Kickette )

Liverpool captain gives his groin a good airing live on television

Alan Smith looks on with mild confusion as Steven Gerrard shows Jamie Redknapp the range of groin movement afforded by his super fierce tight suit.

[Spotted on Off The Post]

Away from the pitch, footballers are not just sexual artists, they are also fashion icons - the average man on the street looks to them for style tips, which is why when David Beckham decides that his hair should be cut in sharp zany angles, so does the rest of middle England.

And so to the latest style trend, which came bounding out of Nobu restaurant in the week, as showcased by both Chelsea’s Didier Drogba and Icon magazine’s Monsieur Jamie Redknapp - cringe! Same outfit!