Away from the pitch, footballers are not just sexual artists, they are also fashion icons - the average man on the street looks to them for style tips, which is why when David Beckham decides that his hair should be cut in sharp zany angles, so does the rest of middle England.

And so to the latest style trend, which came bounding out of Nobu restaurant in the week, as showcased by both Chelsea’s Didier Drogba and Icon magazine’s Monsieur Jamie Redknapp - cringe! Same outfit!