Goals you might not have seen yet

Japan absolutely malleted Togo last night, beating the 2006 World Cup finalists 5-0. Their second of the match was scored by Shinji Okazaka, one of the rising stars of Japanese football, with a cute back-heel.

Nani set Portugal on their way against Malta, with a sharp turn and volley that calmed the nerves of the home side.

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David Silva is warming to a £30m offer from Manchester Utd
[Caught Offside]

A German team has a bus crash and Franck Ribery isn’t responsible!
[Dirty Tackle]

We didn’t know Dave Lister played in the MLS?
[Kickette]

WAG Keeley Hazell is fun, semi-naked
[On205th]

England organise a friendly with Japan
[Daily Mail]

What will Peter Kenyon do next?
[The Mirror]

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Howard Webb made more than one bad decision at Old Trafford

Japan follow Bahrain’s lead and pile on the anti-Australian propaganda
[The Offside]

MLS star in trouble for swapping shirts… with the referee
[Off The Post]

Arsenal’s Mikael Silvestre prepares for tonight’s vital Champions league tie by saying former club Manchester Utd are “better”
[The Telegraph]

Aston Villa set to land £5.5m Steaua Bucharest defender Dorin Goian
[Sport.co.uk]

Andriy Shevchenko has a fake agent
[Dirty Tackle]

WAG Roxanne Pallett in Loaded
[On205th]

All the cool kids are Tweeting - are you?
[Twitter]

Formula One just got a little bit sexier

Thanks to the genius of Ross Brawn, tufty faced playboy Jenson Button has gone from being a slightly rubbish driver who counted himself lucky to score a few points a season, to a serious contender for the World Championship. When Lewis Hamilton found himself in a similar position last year, he equipped himself with a world class WAG, and the Australian Grand Prix winner has followed suit with Jessica Michibata.

The half Japanese/ half Argentinean beauty is a lingerie model who, according to German newspaper Bild, made whoopy with Button straight after the Aussie GP, keeping the press waiting for fifteen minutes. German readers can enjoy the hilariously-titled “Blitz-Sex Im Motorhome” story here.

Best slam dunk ever? Yes, best slam dunk ever.

If you’ve ever taken in a good game of Slam Ball, then you’ll appreciate this awesome Japanese sporting feat.