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Barcelona confirm admiration for Mascherano, Blackburn target £9m Russian sensation


The latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies

Kolo Toure

Kolo Toure to Manchester City
Not content with prising compassionate striker Manu Adebayor away from the Emirates, the Citizen’s are lining up a £12m bid for Kolo Toure, say The Independent.

The Spoiler truth-o-meter: City want to buy a defender? Come on, pull the other one.

Javier Mascherano to Barcelona
While Joan Laporta was welcoming Zlatan Ibrahimovic and trying to kick Samuel Eto’o out of the door, Barca vice president Rafael Yuste confirmed his admiration of the Liverpool midfielder:

“I can confirm that Javier Mascherano is a fantastic player that personally I like a lot. But we have not listed (him).

“We have a lot of players who want to come to Barcelona. Mascherano is a fantastic player,

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Posted: July 27th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Pennant goes to Barcelona, Sepp Blatter falls over and Danielle Lloyd does stuff naked


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OMG! Sepp Blatter Failz! LOL! ROFL! Etc!
[Dirty Tackle]

Messi wants Fabregas and Mascherano to join him at Barcelona
[Sky Sports]

Follow us on Twitter like all the other cool kids
[Twitter]

Top ten disgraceful football mullets
[Pies]

FC Lorient compete with Everton for ‘ugliest new kit for 2009/10′ award
[The Offside]

Some pretty convincing evidence that Jermaine Pennant is planning a move to Spain
[Off The Post]

Tottenham WAG Danielle Lloyd’s latest photoshoot (NSFW)
[The Sun]

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Posted: July 9th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

The Spoiler’s Premier League XI v La Liga XI: which is best?


Which division would triumph in an MLS All-Stars style match?

The Spoiler’s Premier League XI
———————————————————————————————————————-The Spoiler’s La Liga XI

The Spoiler was surprised by the results of yesterday’s poll, where 76% of you disagreed with Cristiano Ronaldo’s claim that La Liga was stronger than the Premier League.

That poll took into account a number of factors: for example the difference between the best and worst teams, entertainment value and European success. Today, we want to focus on which is the better league in terms of galacticos.

Let us know which of the two teams we’ve created to represent each league is stronger - and if you disagree with our line-ups tell us who you would pick instead - with a vote and comment below:

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Posted: July 7th, 2009 by Michael Lintorn

Chelsea target acts coy, Maldini writes off AC Milan, Newcastle fans and Setanta are defended


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Mark-Paul Gosselaar, who played Zack Morris in Saved By The Bell, appears on a US chat show in character
[Youtube]

Rafael Benitez says that Javier Mascherano won’t join Barcelona this summer
[BBC]

Paolo Maldini says AC Milan won’t win the Champions League without Kaka
[Football Italia]

Andrea Pirlo refuses to rule out moving to Chelsea
[Sky Sports]

A preview of the business Arsenal plan to do in the transfer window
[Interestment]

Gabriele Marcotti criticises the portrayal of Newcastle fans as “infantile fools”
[The Times]

While John Nicholson praises Setanta for their impact on football
[Football365]

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Posted: June 10th, 2009 by Michael Lintorn

Barca’s €25m bid for Mascherano, Arsenal target £12m Bundesliga sensation


The latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies…

Javier Mascherano

Javier Mascherano to Barcelona
Concerned by the departure of Eidur Gudjohnsen, and the fact that Yaya Toure and Seydou Keita will be absent for a large portion of next season thanks to the African Cup of Nations, the Champions of Europe may turn to the Argentinean defensive midfielder. “Few players are rated so highly by the powers that be at Barcelona,” says Spanish paper Sport.

The Spoiler truth-o-meter: Rafa will take some persuading on this one, but the Spanish press seem to think €25m will do the trick.

Edin Dzeko to Arsenal
The Daily Mail believe the Gunners are joining the race for the jewel in Wolfsburg’s Bundesliga-winning

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Posted: June 5th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Pick your Liverpool team to attack Chelsea tonight


The chances are you’ll come up with something better than us

It wasn’t until The Spoiler tried to figure out how we would set Liverpool up tonight that we realised just how tough a task Rafael Benitez faces. They need to field as attacking a line-up as possible without leaving themselves so vulnerable at the back that they risk humiliation. After lots of umming and ahhing, here’s what we settled on:

The Spoiler’s Liverpool team for the Champions League Quarter Final against Chelsea

Playing without full-backs is risky with Florent Malouda and Salomon Kalou both likely to start for Chelsea so we’d need Jamie Carragher and Daniel Agger to move wide a lot with Javier Mascherano operating as a virtual centre-back at times. The reason we chose Sami Hyypia over Martin Skrtel is that he has scored in three previous Champions League quarter-finals for Liverpool and could unsettle a Chelsea defence missing John Terry at set-pieces.

Our approach is fairly suicidal so if you have a better way of balancing all-out attack with a steady defence, let us know with a comment below.

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Posted: April 14th, 2009 by Michael Lintorn

The Phil Brown/Alan Pardew comparisons gain substance


The two bosses have now shown a similar taste in enemies

Alan Pardew and Arsene Wenger argue after West Ham score a late winner in 2006

Those who have noted similarities between Alan Pardew and Phil Brown were provided with even more ammunition last night when the Hull boss followed in Pardew’s footsteps by falling out with Arsene Wenger.

Obvious comparisons between the two include that both enjoyed an initial period of fantastic overachievement after winning promotion to the Premier League and went on strong FA Cup runs. Both managers made their clubs’ record signing in their first January in the top-flight (Dean Ashton and Jimmy Bullard) and both men suffered long-term injuries at a crucial time.

Negatively, both managers have received criticism for some of their methods: Pardew for his sloganed T-shirts and training complex revamps and Brown for

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Posted: March 18th, 2009 by Michael Lintorn

Juande Ramos: “Anfield isn’t a big deal”


Madrid manager taunts Liverpool ahead of big game

Juande Ramos at an Anfield Press Conference

Liverpool - who have lost only one of their last sixteen Champions League games - entertain Real Madrid at Anfield tonight, knowing they simply have to keep the visitors from scoring to progress in the competition.

As underdogs of sorts, Los Blancos must do everything in their power to gain an advantage. With his comments diminishing Liverpool and their historic stadium, Juande Ramos appears to have delivered a big blow in the pre-match mind games:

“I’ve got absolutely no fear of what lies ahead. With all the respect in the world for Liverpool and Rafa Benitez, I’ve been a coach at some of the great stadiums in the world, either in charge of the home side or with the opposition team.

“Coincidentally I never took Spurs to Anfield so it will be my first time on the bench there. But Anfield just isn’t a bigger deal than the Bernabeu, the San Siro or the Camp Nou - and I’ve seen all those before.”

Some very assumptuous words from a man who has never actually managed a team at Anfield before.

Meanwhile, feisty Argentinean Javier Mascherano has hit back at the Spaniards with some extremely unsubtle

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Posted: March 10th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey