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Ronaldinho shows us how to win a UEFA Cup game in style
[The Offside]

Premier League ref Mark Clattenburg’s Porsche isn’t in great shape
[Machochip]

Happy Birthday Rio Ferdinand!
[Kickette]

Video: Nicole Scherzinger declares her love for Lewis Hamilton
[Grid Crasher]

That’s NOT Tennis: Jelena Jankovic’s denim waistcoat
[Polite Applause]

ChickenDinner - she is so beautiful now
[ChickenDinner]

Jens Lehmann denied a dignified send-off
[The Beautiful Game]

Killjoys ban streaking (um, isn’t it technically banned anyway?)
[WithLeather]

Yeah, bit of an acquired taste, this one…

The world is spattered with roaring debates which will never end - is there really a God, and if so who is it? Who assassinated who and when? And is Jelena Jankovic sexy in a weird kind of way? Anyone who saw the way she teased Jamie Murray all the way to a Wimbledon doubles victory last year will know that this strange-faced woman knows how to correctly apply her delicate charms to get what she wants. The guy pretty much had an erection for the whole tournament.