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It’s not often that we see goalkeepers score with their head, so Silvio Proto’s last minute equaliser for Belgian side K.F.C. Germinal Beerschot is a rare treat
[The Offside]

Formula 1 star Sebastian Vettel wants to have dinner with pornstar Jenna Jameson
[Grid Crasher]

Anil Ambani, the man who might have bought Newcastle, is now interested in Everton
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Video: Wrestler lays the smackdown on Andy Roddick
[Polite Applause]

Make money on today’s UEFA Cup matches
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John Cleese explains The Offside Rule
[The Beautiful Game]

Totally random: Listen to the new Oasis album in full before its release
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Chinawhite gets a visit from porn queen and drinking King

What better way to secure a place in the Champions League final than to party the night away with the world’s most famous porn star? That’s exactly what Salomon Kalou, Michael Essien and John Terry got up to last night, when they shared London hotspot Chinawhite with bongo legend Jenna Jameson. JT looked quite bleary eyed as he exited the club - the thought of his first Champions League final has obviously left him feeling a little over-emotional.

And who is the ‘drinking King’ referred to in the title, you ask? Well, that’s Ledley King of course - who is summoned to any social function by the faintest whiff