Manchester Utd star rocks the crop top and and hot pants combo

Rio Ferdinand is currently enjoying a lad’s holiday in Israel (ex-Chelsea star and current complete muppet Jody Morris is among those accompanying him).

Either he is taking part in some good ol’ fashioned stag games (prior to his wedding with Rebecca Ellison in August), or he is preparing to relinquish his reputation as the best dressed man in the Old Trafford dressing room.

[Republik of Mancunia]

Wise and Jiminez’s international transfer list, in pencil…

First Nick Faldo and now Dennis Wise - what is it with men of sports authority and leaving bits of paper with team clues lying around? This fell out of Dennis Wise’s pocket in a local pie, mash, eels and old Joanna shop in the East End of London.

Seems the people of Newcastle were right about the cockney revolution after all.

Dick Van Dyke after the jump…