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The Spoiler politely reminds rMike Riley of the correct way to referee a game

Video: A Paraguayan midfielder faint on the pitch
[101GG]

Fredi Kanoute is getting attention from English clubs
[The Mirror]

Sexy time with Oliver Kahn
[Dirty Tackle]

Drogba moves to the Bundesliga. Didier’s brother Joel Drogba, that is
[Sporting Life]

Egotistical News: Dave Whelan is changing the name of the JJB Stadium to…
[Daily Mail]

Theo Walcott says we should all fear the Gunners
[Football365]