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Q: What is the difference between Ledley King and Arsenal?

Whose fans are getting the most stick right now?

After clinching the “Most embarrassing way to qualify for a cup final” Award last night, many Tottenham fans were left to despair at their disjointed shambles of a team. The game was so humiliating in fact, that Londoners now feel ashamed about sharing a city with such a motley crew. “Um, yes, I’m from a large conurbation in the South East,” an awkward man was overheard saying at Charing Cross this morning.

Yet Spurs aren’t necessarily the definitive jokers of the league at present. After spectacularly failing in bids for Kaka, David Villa, Jesus Christ and Bobby Charlton, Manchester City have become an internationally renowned laughing stock, with less “pulling power” than a horse with no legs.

So, who are the biggest jokers? Votes and smug comments below, please…

The edgy entertainment gossip newsletter Popbitch (well known to this site as Tottenham fans and season ticket holders) has this week decided to comment on the Spurs’ casual start to the season with the following joke:

Old Jokes Home:
Juande Ramos, shortly after another training session,
comments to the head groundsman at White Hart Lane how
impressive the pitch is looking.
“It ought to,” replied the groundsman
“We put 70 million quid’s worth of shit on it every week.”