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Andriy Shevchenko is going home, Bayern Munich still want Jose Bosingwa


A further helping of transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies

Andriy Shevchenko playing for Ukraine

Andriy Shevchenko to Dynamo Kiev
Shevchenko could be set for a return to Dynamo Kiev, the club where he established himself as one of the best strikers in Europe. President Ihor Surkis claims that the 32-year-old was very interested in the Ukrainian club’s proposal, which would would see him offered a coaching role when he retires.

The Spoiler truth-o-meter: It looks like even Carlo Ancelotti doesn’t want Shevchenko to extend his stay in England and with AC Milan looking elsewhere, a return home seems plausible.

Jose Bosingwa to Bayern Munich
Another player still linked with a move away from Stamford Bridge is Bosingwa, with Bayern Munich confirming that they have no intention of

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Posted: July 3rd, 2009 by Michael Lintorn

Thierry Henry plans MLS move, Deco criticises Chelsea, Spurs track Wigan midfielder


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Hosts South Africa are denied a place in the Confederations Cup Final by Dani Alves’ sublime 88th-minute free-kick
[101 Great Goals]

Thierry Henry could trade La Liga for the MLS in two years time
[Sky Sports]

Wayne Rooney models Manchester United’s tribute to Jose Bosingwa’s monobrow new home kit
[The Sun]

Foreign stars hardly ever move to the Premier League while in their prime
[Football 365]

Deco refers to Chelsea as Abramovich’s toy and criticises Scolari’s sacking
[Goal]

Harry Redknapp has got his eye on an England Under-21s midfielder
[Daily Mail]

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Posted: June 26th, 2009 by Michael Lintorn

Karim Benzema is up for grabs, Chelsea plan to sell Bosingwa


The latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies…

Lyon striker Karim Benzema

Karim Benzema to Manchester United
Lyon chairman Jean-Michel Aulas has conceded that while they don’t plan to sell Benzema this summer, they may receive an offer that is too good to turn down. Aulas explained his predicament with this rather wonderful analogy: “There is a tsunami called Real Madrid which provokes reactions at Chelsea, Manchester City and Manchester United.”

The Spoiler truth-o-meter: Sir Alex Ferguson has spoken of his admiration for the French striker before - comparing him to Zinedine Zidane - but he may delay a move until Carlos Tevez makes a decision on his future.

Jose Bosingwa to Bayern Munich
It looks like Chelsea are getting rid of one right-back who is good going forward but occasionally vulnerable defensively for another. Portsmouth have

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Posted: June 19th, 2009 by Michael Lintorn

Keegan’s managerial return, Bayern chase Chelsea right back and WAG Giorgia Palmas


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Setanta Sports

The Guardian Gallery makes light of Setanta’s imminent collapse

The top ten footballers who are punchinh above their weight in the WAG department
[Pies]

Interestment look at Chelsea’s summer spending requirements
[Interestment]

A Turkish referee lost his job for being gay
[Off The Post]

Kevin Keegan to return to management at Southampton
[Sport.co.uk]

Some Giorgia Palmas pictures for your consideration
[SharapovasThigh]

Bayern Munich are looking to increase their monobrow quota with Jose Bosingwa
[Sky Sports]

Roma’s Julio Baptista says he isn’t interested in Manchester City
[Goal.com]

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Posted: June 18th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Bayern insist Ribery isn’t for sale, Everton’s new kit and Bosingwa’s nasty surprise


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Sexual assault news: Chelsea’s stars cop a good feel of Jose’s Bosingwa
[Off The Post]

Why Gareth Barry really left Villa
[Dirty Tackle]

Ribery ain’t going nowhere, says Bayern boss
[Metro]

Interestment’s ten new football faces of 2009
[Interestment]

Everton’s new retro kit
[Pies]

If you’ve yet to discover the pointlessness of twitter, why not follow us on it?
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Posted: June 3rd, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Maicon, Hangeland and Ashton linked with clubs in the top five


The latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies…

Maicon

Maicon to Chelsea
The tabloids have grown tired of linking every current AC Milan player - minus David Beckham - with a move to Chelsea should Carlo Ancelotti takes over. Instead, they have started identifying players at other Italian clubs, with 27-year-old Inter Milan’s right-back Maicon reportedly a £22 million target.

The Spoiler truth-o-meter: Maicon is one of the best right-backs in the world but with the Blues’ ageing squad in need of an overhaul, they can’t really afford to spend that much on a position where they have three options under the age of 26 (Bosingwa, Ivanovic, Mancienne).

Brede Hangeland to Arsenal
Arsene Wenger has identified Hangeland as the standout performer in the Fulham defence that have conceded less goals than Arsenal this season and is

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Posted: May 22nd, 2009 by Michael Lintorn

The Spoiler’s top ten Premiership signings of 2008/09


The most inspired transfer activity of the season

Andrei Arshavin

As The Spoiler’s end of season festivities get into full swing, today we look at the best signings of the 2008/09 Premier League campaign. Sorry Wisey, Xisco and Coloccini didn’t make the cut…

Jose Bosingwa (Porto to Chelsea, £16.3m)
Whether Jose Bosingwa (or ‘Boswinga’ if you’re Jamie Redknapp) was officially a Big Phil Scolari signing is a point of contention, but considering the four other members of his inspirational clutch of signings have only racked up 22 starts and three goals between them, we’ll give him the benefit of the doubt. However, what can’t be argued against is how seamlessly the full back has slotted into Chelsea’s defence this season, in a role the Blues have previously struggled to fill.

James Beattie (Sheffield Utd to Stoke, £2.5m)
It was fair to assume Beattie’s Premier League days were numbered after a pretty woeful spell at Everton earned him a move down to the Championship with Sheffield United last season. Yet after answering Stoke’s SOS call in the January transfer window, Beatts has signaled his return to the top flight by averaging nearly a goal every other game and contributing to 13 of the 24 points Stoke have picked up since his arrival. Such season-saving form might just be the best £2.5m Tony Pulis has ever spent.

Marouane Fellaini (Standard Liege to Everton, £15m)
Fellaini’s Premier League success isn’t too surprising considering the fact that 32 foreign scouts were in the crowd to watch him play in Liege’s title-winning league match last season. Still, the lanky afro cultivator was pretty much unknown to fans over here until making his mark as the driving force behind a Liege team that by all rights should’ve beaten Liverpool to Champions League qualification at the start of the season. Clocking in with an impressive nine goals and firmly establishing himself as a midfield battler, that £15m price tag everyone laughed at now looks a bit less ridiculous.

Wilson Palacios (Wigan to Tottenham, £12m)
Harry Redknapp’s transfer market dial

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Posted: May 20th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Official UEFA website posts result of Chelsea/ Barcelona game hours before kick-off


Dummy match report arouses further suspicion

UEFA Website

According to yesterday’s poll, 41 per cent of Spoiler readers agree with Jose Bosingwa, believing hopeless Norwegian referee Tom Henning Øvrebø was acting “under orders” to allow Barcelona safe passage to the Champions League Final. News that has emerged inthis morning’s Sun will do nothing to quell suspicions of a big ol’ stitch up.

Apparently, the official UEFA website posted a “dummy” match report hours before kick-off, which stated the game would end 1-1. It also correctly predicted that the Spaniards would earn a late equaliser, and that Didier Drogba, Michael Ballack and Alex would receive bookings.

The Spoiler puts this down to an incredible coincidence, but the type of folks who wear tinfoil hats to keep the government out of their brains will certainly have some more fuel for their crazy conspiracy fire…

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Posted: May 8th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey