Sebastian Langkamp bags accidental 46 metre screamer

Currently rock bottom of the Bundesliga, Karlsruher FC haven’t had too much luck this season. Things changed on Saturday, however, when they secured a 1-0 victory at Bayer Leverkusen, thanks to this bizarre strike.

Defender Sebastian Langkamp told Bild that he was “trying to clear the ball into the stand”, but he ended up putting the ball away from 46 metres.

The Spoiler remembers a very similar goal to this one happening many years ago in the Premier League, possibly at White Hart Lane. If you can prove that we are not imagining things and can better describe the incident, please do so below…

Bundesliga beauty speaks of Frenchman’s ‘charm’

Croatian singer, model, socialite and writer Nives Celzijus has gained a huge following in Germany since her husband Dino Drpić joined Karlsruher SC. Her fame has arisen from a combination of steamy photoshoots, sexy claims (such as her claim that she boffed her husband on the pitch where England lost a vital Euro 2008 qualifier), and her regular column for newspaper Bild.

Nives usually uses her column inches in Europe’s biggest newspaper to single out the most attractive players in the Bundesliga, and her most recent is no expception.

Firstly, she calls attention to players with long hair: apparently, the likes of Andriy Voronin cannot get away with a long mane, but handsome devils like Nesta or Nuno Gomes can pull it off.