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Video: Blimey, David Beckham scored for LA Galaxy. And it was a pretty good goal, too
[Machochip]

Is Fernando Alonso The Stig?
[Grid Crasher]

Kaká is Kasey Keller’s hero
[Time Magazine]

Video: A funny advert for glasses
[The Beautiful Game]

Smelly child wore the same Brett Favre jersey every day since Christmas 2003
[Deadspin]

Brilliant, it’s a bank holiday! Which, of course, means an extra night of drinking, fighting and lurching home head-first muttering swear words under your breath. Another day of waking up in a hedge wondering why your shins ache, another day of mooching around the town centre blissfully unaware that someone graffitied “twat” on your forehead in pen while you were stoned. Have fun, everyone! But before you get your first pint in, why not peruse today’s transfer rumours… give yourself something to talk about.

Dean Ashton to Manchester United
Ashton has only just dislodged Carlton Cole as the first-choice striker at West Ham, and even then his own fans aren’t entirely convinced that it was a good idea. Something tells us that Rooney and Tevez won’t be stomping into Ferguson’s office tearfully demanding answers when they get wind of this one.

Kasey Keller to Bayern Munich
Now that Oliver Kahn is well into his 60s, it might be time to hand the batton over to a younger gent - like, say, 57-year-old Kasey Keller. Nice idea, Germans.