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David Silva is warming to a £30m offer from Manchester Utd
[Caught Offside]

A German team has a bus crash and Franck Ribery isn’t responsible!
[Dirty Tackle]

We didn’t know Dave Lister played in the MLS?
[Kickette]

WAG Keeley Hazell is fun, semi-naked
[On205th]

England organise a friendly with Japan
[Daily Mail]

What will Peter Kenyon do next?
[The Mirror]

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We’re not sure who Xabi Alonson is, but The Mirror seem to think he is in demand
[ONTD]

Six Premiership stars have been tested for HIV after knocking boots with an infected WAG
[Pies]

Manchester City may be interested in David Trezeguet
[Goal.com]

Federico Macheda isn’t having a good week
[Dirty Tackle]

Chelsea WAG Keeley Hazell poses for our Australian friends
[On205th]

Zlatan Ibrahimovic denies Manchester Utd link
[Sky Sports]

Totally random: We had no idea Christopher Walken was so popular in Aisa
[Warming Glow]

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German national striker Mario Gomez appeared on a German Saturday night TV show, and was duly made to look like a chump by an amateur
[101GG]

Danielle Lloyd’s 2010calendar shoot
[News of the World]

Brazil claim Adriano is “going through a difficult time”
[Goal.com]

Want to own Keeley Hazell’s wellies? Us neither
[eBay]

Jeff Stelling makes a balls-up on Soccer Saturday
[Off The Post]

Tom Brady and Gisele have security issues
[Deadspin]

Rio Ferdinand is still expected to be out for the Champions League this year
[Football365]

The model who has a frosty relationship with clothing

Those who have ever seen a copy of The Sun, a lads mag or a computer with internet access will be well acquainted with Keeley Hazell. The UK’s most celebrated topless model isn’t a fully fledged WAG, but qualifies on the grounds of an incident concerning Joe Cole in 2006.

The engaged Chelsea star was attending a party at Miss Hazell’s Grove Park home, and was allegedly set upon by a love rival who also had eyes for the sexy hostess. Cole was badly beaten, and lost his shoes, money and phone - a punishment most chaps would happily endure in exchange for an invite to one of Keeley’s parties.

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Gennaro Gattuso should probably look where he is going
[The Offside]

Golf betting: Kim is the favourite to be top debutant at the Ryder Cup
[chickendinner]

Newcastle businesses shun the Ashley regime
[Daily Mail]

Sign the Lewis Hamilton Spa petition now!
[Grid Crasher]

How Small Town America Covered News Of The Munich Air Disaster
[EPL Talk]

Andy Murray’s US Open run = an extra £10m in the bank
[Polite Applause]

Joe Cole’s ex-WAG Keeley Hazell defeats a German in a sexy battle (NSFW)
[Bild]