Her measurements are 34 GG, or something like that…
Having tired of Billy Zane’s endless Shakespearian monologues, Kelly Brook has decided that a rugby player’s brand of wit and repartee would make for just the tonic. Hence, she’s been caught draping herself about the arm of England’s great hope for the future, Danny Cipriani. Amazingly, unlike most rugby players, he doesn’t resemble a toby jug, and, thanks to some nifty headgear, his ears have retained their usual shape. Nice choice, Kell.
There’s a whopping eight year age gap between the pair, meaning that back when Danny was cross-legged watching The Flumps with a foot-long string of molten snot stretching from his nose to the floor, Kelly was already a card carrying adult with bosoms. She has, in her time, presented the Big Breakfast, pranced around joyously in just a set of knick-knacks, and starred on ITV’s terrifying apocalyptic vision of the future, Celebrity Love Island.
Best of luck to the pair of them, we say. And for those still hungry for more Kelly Brook artifacts, simply read on…
We don’t need to tell you that Danielle Bux and Kelly Brook are beautiful women, it’s all there for you to see. One sultry, with smoky eyes, and hands still slippery from rubbing oil into Gary Lineker’s tanned thighs. The other cheerful and bosomy, because she’s just spent the evening getting off with Danny Cipriani in front of Hollyoaks. In fact, both girls have felt the Cipriani breath in their ears at some point, but which one is hotter?
Over on our sister site, Polite Applause, the rugby/golf/tennis fans can’t separate them. Can you? Click here to cast your votes.
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