Say “OMG, those are TO DIE FOR” to some fashionable men…

With the breeze picking up and Jack Frost emerging from his angry nightmares to reak havoc on car windscreens, it’s time for the Premier League’s finest to delve into their autumn/winter collection, with Aaron Lennon and Berbsie kicking off this season’s on-pitch fashion parade with aplomb.

Little Aaron, most famous for spending a few minutes each morning studiously shaving mathematical lines into his eyebrows for no reason, lit the fuse on “glove season”. As the rest of his team collapsed in a quivering heap against Stoke, their hands naked and unloved, Aaron could at least dab their tears away with a plump warm thumb after the match. He went for the classic black woolly glove - formerly the calling card of the Milk Tray man.

Meanwhile, over in Manchester

This woman is BUSY…

Only yesterday we were tipped off that Lineker’s latest bed partner had been zipping around the shops arranging her important marriage to Sir Gary, so you’d assume that today would be spent in bed - exhausted. But no, this is one WAG that never stops. She was up at the crack of dawn ritually smearing oil into Gary’s legs, before heading into London to open a lingerie shop called La Senza. Phew!

See what girls in knickers look like after the jump…

Um, did she really just do that?

Ms Jankovic adopts the classic ’schoolboy in the swimming pool changing rooms’ towel technique to slip off her keks at Roland Garros, but I’m so shocked my monocle just fell out. It’s the third one I’ve lost this week. I simply must stop being so astonished.

[WithLeather]