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Avram Grant enjoys some face time with Kobe Bryant
[Dirty Tackle]

Yet more football violence in South America
[Unprofessional Foul]

Frank Lampard was “cleaning his balls” when Jose Mourinho told him he was the best player in the world
[Daily Mail]

Cristiano Ronaldo says it’s time to “kill or be killed”
[Sky Sports]

Stan Collymore thinks Liverpool should get rid of Benitez or Parry
[The Mirror]

Alex Ferguson says Real Madrid are “too slow”
[The Independent]

Why Chelsea will finish above Villa
[chickendinner]

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The Guardian is looking forward to experiencing Rio Ferdinand’s new publishing empire (click to enlarge)

Cristiano Ronaldo’s £6.1m “dream pad” in Portugal
[Yahoo]

Don’t like the Super Bowl? Try the Puppy Bowl
[WithLeather]

Kalou and Drogba are in trouble for their handcuffs celebration
[Daily Mail]

Kobe Bryant loves him some Barcelona
[Machochip]

Are Spurs becoming an embarrassment? (Worth reading for the hilarious vitriol from oversensitive Spurs fans in the comments section)
[Caught Offside]

A bad landing: not suitable viewing for the faint-hearted
[Dirty Tackle]

WAG Nicola McLean is still relevant, apparently
[On205th]

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Alex Ferguson reveals many Manchester Utd secrets in a rare interview in The Times

Sylvie van der Vaart claims to be ‘the cheapest WAG in the game’
[Bild]

Ingenious British driver infuriates German police
[Grid Crasher]

Professor Wenger is pleased to see Tony Adams in charge at Portsmouth
[Football365]

Kobe Bryant, Michael Phelps, Tony Hawk and A-Rod want you to buy a computer game
[Machochip]

The gossip blogs are getting excited about Freddie Ljungberg arriving in Seattle
[Perez Hilton]

American superhero makes the hardest moves look so easy

When he’s not enjoying some time on the basketball court or taking time out from a hectic schedule to defend himself in court, LA Lakers superstar Kobe Bryant likes to