… then check out this Kung Fu expert

In his first Tyne-Wear derby, dangerous criminal Joey Barton put in an absolutely disgraceful challenge on Sunderland’s Dickson Etuhu. The role-model-in-the-making midfielder is preparing to be thrown back into the fray this weekend - let’s hope he hasn’t been spending his time away learning tackling techniques from the chap in black and white in the video above.